Card A
“The Corgi Incident”
Certifiedcorgi · framing nail · Roman column
Absolutely Notan actual hot dog
You did NOT put the corgi in Certified. (You did. It's right there. Send this to the one friend who needs to see it.)
It's Hot Dog Summer. Sort your world. 🌭
Hot Dog Summer: Sort Your World
What this is
There's a tray of objects. A framing nail. A corgi. A kayak. A real hot dog. You drag each one into Certified Hot Dog, Hot Dog-Adjacent, or Absolutely Not a Hot Dog — and you commit, breathy and deadpan, like it's settled law. What you're personally willing to certify becomes a card. The card is a confession. Send it to the friend who's going to be upset.
Some rulings, for reference
Card B
“Non-Negotiable”
Certifiedkayak · pool noodle · dachshund
Adjacentbirthday cake
Absolutely Notbratwurst · an actual hot dog
You looked a real hot dog in the eye and said 'not you.' That is the most powerful thing a person can do. Non-negotiable.
Card C
“A Cry For Help”
Certifieddeodorant · glue stick · traffic cone · crayon · caterpillar · TV remote · string cheese · Roman column
You looked at a tray of objects and certified 8 of them as hot dogs. This card is a cry for help and I've framed it.